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Rachin Kapoor 8 months ago
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Rachin Kapoor 8 months ago
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I love this Judge. He is just awesome!
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Rachin Kapoor 8 months ago
STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 😖😖

1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?" 😂

2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" 😂😂

💇💇💇💇💇💇💇💇
4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !" 😁😁

☎☎☎☎☎☎☎
5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!" 😂😂

🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘
6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.. 😄😄😄😉😉😉
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Rachin Kapoor 8 months ago
We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light',put our pet doggie in his bed and put the cat out in the back garden.

We booked an Uber from the App. The cab arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the dog.

My wife walked on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse downstairs and threw her out into the back garden !

.............And, She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again !"

*The silence in the taxi was deafening !!* 😜🤣
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Rachin Kapoor 8 months ago
An ant 🐜 knocked on the door of a house.

The house owner opened the door.

"I want a place to stay," said the ant.

"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said the owner.

The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.

After some days, the ant brought in another ant 🐜 and requested the
owner, "Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?"

"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner.

After some days the ant brought a 3rd 🐜 ant and requested the owner
to allow it to stay with them.

The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.

This went on as the 🐜 ant brought in more and more ants and the owner agreed to let them stay without any rent.

One fine day, the ant brought in the 10th ant 🐜 and requested the owner
to allow it to stay with them all.

The owner said,
"OK, you can all stay here but now you all need to pay rent."

Now the question is:

Why did the owner ask for rent when the 10th ant came in?

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Because
They are now Tenants!
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

😉😂😛🤓🤗